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I have this in my kitchen:



Travis jumps from the couch on the other side up onto the table and either eats the apples or chews that MOMA bowl there.

It pisses me off like you wouldn’t believe. I like few things as well as either apples or that bowl. Anyway he KNOWS better which is why he NEVER does it when I’m home to do something about it. I got one of those "tattle tale" alarms for the couch to shoo him off. I came home one day and it was CHEWED! While ON! I plan on taking pictures of the thing and sending it to the company the second that I can replace my camera.

Anyway so I go to Petsmart to get some kind of electrocuting collar or something. I found this boundary thing and asked a manager, "Just how cruel is this?". He replied, "I don't know, let's get some batteries". So we rigged the thing up and shocked ourselves for awhile. Because everyone knows shocking yourself is sort of addictive. (The collar's not that bad.)

I really wish I could see Travis get zapped one good time.

That night was my friend, Mac's birthday. Usually he throws a cowboy/catholic school girl party (I know I have pictures of this from way back, but they might have gotten lost with heyassy.com). This year he didn't throw it but most of us decided to dress up anyway. We went downtown and decided to check out the goth/pirate bar since we'd look the least stupid there and we looked plenty stupid at the Frog bar. They happened to be having a School themed fetish night so all the girls got in free and fit in like you wouldn't believe (The cowboys looked relatively stupid there too).

There were these three dudes that had dressed up as school girls; One that was sort of like Prince Lancelot or something with those old fashioned curls (you imagine them with a huge lollipop – I guess like Nelly Olsen) and he had a beard. Another looked just like Enid Coleslaw which I mentioned and he knew who I meant so I had to nerd him to death until he finally walked off ( we don't get many hipsters in these parts and I have to take advantage) and thirdly was this bone skinny dude with this tattoo across his stomach like Tommy Lee. And he had a broken front tooth. I don't know exactly what he looks like cos he was all done up in drag and all, but trust me , I'm fully in love. I know alls I need to by the disgusting tat and broken tooth. And of course that he wouldn't give me the time of day.