Sooooooooo Portland. Which I've probably forgotten all useful details about.

Since Megan divorced me I got a different flight and got in at noon which was good for special Jackson bonding time. Since it was night one KTK got out of babyjail and we went for mexican food and margaritas. I think we were magically drunk even before that. Anyway Jenny found us and we had many deleted scenes at the Slammer.



The next day Jeremy forced me to choke down a vegan bagel (totally delish!) and drag Scott and me around on several odysseys. The most important place was this asian grocery store that featured little tiny food. Obviously we should have bought it all b/c it's incredible. The best/worst part is that you don't know what set you're getting until you get it.

At some point Scott had to work again and me and Jeremy spent most of our time looking at scooter related items, or stuffing our fat faces. We got to go to Gretchen's which I thought was fucking awesome and he thought was only ok. And we found this great other place at which we ate twice. The second time I ate there I had an artichoke dip sandwich. No seriously.

We also ate a lot of pizza. I forced everyone to go to A'pizza Scholls b/c Anthony Bourdain liked it. Seriously it's in the top 5 pizzas I've ever had in America.



The second best part of A'pizza Scholls is that KTK and Matt and Wade came out.

Also while there I convinced KTK to have a cook out for me. And there were both ribs AND antipasto there.



Donna wasn't supposed to be in town but she had to come back for sad reasons, but it was lucky for me. We capped the trip off by looking at the video of her Mom and Stepdad's wedding in 1987 which was pretty much the biggest heartbreaker you can imagine.

Now I'm home and involved in the weight loss war with all the PDX fatties. I wish I had fatter friends around here to help compete with me.